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Most Powerful Mistakes You Do
and Wonder How to Get A Six Pack
By Abi Shaan
If you are reading this article, you are probably trying to get
six pack abs. That's a very good thing because you are actually
trying to achieve something other than those losers who don't care
how big their stomach gets but they keep growing bigger, so big
they could beat up BIG FOOT.
Ok, I am bragging
too much. If you have already started your journey to get that six
pack abs you always wanted then you probably would have heard of
the following joke lines:
1. Don't ever
count what you eat.
2. If you're
doing 600 crunches a day, you will get six pack abs FAST.
3. Doing Ab
exercises is more than enough to get that rock hard abs.
4. Buy an Ab-Machine
and you will lose 4 inches in a week.
5. Do those
Abs exercises everyday.
WHATEVER. This
is all bunch of old school jokes. Ain't true and can hardly be true.
If you have
heard any or all of these jokes, then it's time you flush your head.
Now you are going to know nothing on how to get a six pack.
If you are hearing
about these stuff just after reading from this article, BETTER.
Now you can laugh at those people if they tell you the jokes mentioned
above.
You must be
tired of reading from so many places who mention how to get a six
pack, but you keep doing it and never actually see any result. You
get so depressed it's high time you quit.
You probably
wake up every morning and look at the mirror, and get a small sadness
in your face because of the tummy of yours that most of the time
won't even let you look at your own feet.
You even convince
yourself you are going to start working out next thing TOMORROW
morning or NEXT WEEK or NEXT MONTH or maybe NEXT YEAR.
Guess what,
don't do it at all. You don't deserve to know how to get a six pack.
If you really
want to know the answer then promise yourself, you are going to
start working out TODAY.
Goal setting
is a crucial factor to reaching any dream, be it “How to become
a millionaire” or be it “How to get a six pack”.
You want to
know why I said the 5 things I mentioned above are jokes right?
Here's why:
1. If you don't
count what you eat, then you probably don't want to get six pack.
Eating the right amount of nutrition and the right amount of calories
is A VERY CRUCIAL factor in you quest to get a six pack...
2. You don't
need six hundred Ab crunches to get a six pack. I can prove you
can get must faster results and more HOT results by doing just 60
to 80 repetitions of a number of Ab exercises that I have put up
in my website.
3. If you only
do Ab exercises, then I am Hundred Percent sure that you haven't
yet got that six pack? Go ahead do another 40 crunches? How on earth
do you think you are going to get a six pack or even a two pack
if you don't get rid of that jelly fat all around your waist? You
might have rock hard abs inside, but you won't see them because
you are wearing a thick sweater of FAT..!
4. How many
Ab machine infomercials have you seen till now and how many did
you actually purchase or tempted to purchase? Oh look, I just did
this Ab machine for 10 minutes everyday and in two weeks, I lost
three inches. Have you noticed those before and after pictures?
Before -- guy standing with a gloomy face, bad posture and bad lighting.
After -- guy smiling so hard you can make a toothpaste ad. And look,
he got a six pack, and he is standing with his chest out.
Big question,
before -- Guy has a bad chest, slouchy arms and bad shoulders, after
-- He looks HOT. Not only has he got a six pack, he has rock hard
pecks, and nerves popping out of his forearms and biceps... WOW,
but how come? Ab machines don't work any of the other parts of the
body right? It's just the Abs, then where the hell did he get that
big arms and chest? Now you are thinking right?
5. And last
but not least, keep doing exercises for your abs everyday and you
are guaranteed to never see a six pack. Ab muscles are just like
any other muscle, why workout the other body parts three times a
week, but work the abs everyday? Are you so impatient? You are just
making your abs more angry and stubborn..!
So you got the
undiscovered truths on how to get a six pack? No right...
You are probably
disappointed by now because you thought I was going to give you
simple exercises that will show you how to get a six pack in no
time, right?
Well, surprisingly
I have a few simple strategies that are proven to give you that
six pack you always wanted.
If you really
want to find out simple steps in getting a six pack, then feel free
to visit my site at http://truthaboutfat.blogspot.com/
If you want
to know the 5 Most Popular and Very Famous jokes about how to get
a six pack, then click here to read further. I am laughing right
now.
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